Hemingway said to start by writing one true sentence: 

The only thing worth knowing about me is Jesus.

The other stuff:

I teach college Composition and Literature.
I enjoy WWI history, literature, and art.
I’m obsessed with PBS Masterpiece shows.
I practice yoga.
I love to cook and try new foods.
I get a thrill out of traveling.
I’m quite the creature of habit.
I very much dislike loud noises.